Have you lost your sense of wonder?

Take my hand and let me lead you to magical lands where we will dance barefoot on the cool soil of woodland glades, feast on salted mushrooms and the sweetest of berries, drink the nectar of bee-gifted mead and live free of spreadsheets, deadlines and stress. Don’t worry about being missed for I will put one of my changelings in your place to go to work and pay the bills.
This is where the world-weary will find cosy, magical enchantment.